Wednesday, August 1, 2007

And You Shall Go Forth and Eat Cupcakes

As I sit in my house watching baseball and doing a little web design I am too hot and lazy to cook anything so I am eating a cupcake for dinner. I ran out of soda and bottled water so I am drinking beer. Ah, beer and cupcakes I am glad I am grown up! By the way, orange cupcakes and Woodpecker Hard Cider are not a good mix. Ick.

Life is back on its axis. No, I haven’t forgiven the Castillo trade but I have moved on. Unless I have one gianormous bake sale and can raise a few million to purchase him back there’s nothing I can do.

On to tonight’s game:
What a fucking awesome second inning!!! (Remember: I be drinking the beers so I be swearing.) I was lucky enough to tune in just as Torii Hunter (He Who Shall Not Be Traded) cracked the bat for a homerun. I called Amy (and shocked her into flipping the game on) to do a victory game via the phone. As I tried to tell her a story (not baseball related) the Twins kept the game speeding by so it took me about 20 minutes to tell a 2.5 minute story. Homerun, singles, doubles, steals and errors…oh my! And all at the bottom of the 2nd.

Randomness that ensued during call with Amy:
* Her co-worker Melty (in San Francisco and a Giants fan) decided his At Bat song would be the Sanford & Sons theme song…bah bah baaahnuh.
* When the did a slow motion reply of Cirillo’s run to home (where the catcher dropped the ball) Amy and I both did the slow motion Noooooo...oooohhh...yeeaaaaaahhh...sssssuuuuhhhweeettt…
(I think you had to be there.)

Letter to Metsgrrl
I know you are heading to the Midwest to watch your Mets play. Please tell Luis Castillo hello.

- Jen

Note to Spell Check: Uh, maybe you don’t know this but “gianormous” is now a real word. Dude, you need to update!

2 comments:

MetsGrrl said...

Cliff Floyd already used the "Sanford and Son" music as his at-bat music last year. Lo Duca suggested he use it as a joke for always being injured.

And I will give Mr. Castillo your best.

Karleeee said...

lulz.

YES another girl who drinks beers and swears at the tv during the game.

I have a feeling it will be happening tonight again. Swearing for good reasons maybe?

Or if buscher decides to be uber slow with rushing up to the ball.

*flail*

And HOLY shit castillo is being pretty darn good at the mets.
I watched the game last night and yelled "ORLY..you seem like your running pretty fast. oooh my kneees hurt..ya keep on feeding me bullshit"

Then I got sad. Because I yelled at him not out of anger, but out of pure and utter sadness.
True story.

ps:"Torii Hunter (He Who Shall Not Be Traded)" I want to hug you and hand feed you mini cupcakes for doing a cute HP reference *hug*